South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ finished

You've spent $500.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You befriended your father.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.